her vagine was all disorganized.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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