butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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