I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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