Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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