My liver just broke up with me...
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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