sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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