Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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