4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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