so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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