ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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