Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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