I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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