She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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