she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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