If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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