all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
vagina is talking i cant
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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