Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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