I just made out with a guy for $7.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
