Nicole vs. Life
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
