Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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