That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Randomize
