8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I can text with my tongue
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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