So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Please, let me fuck your mom
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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