I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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