guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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