when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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