So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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