i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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