ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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