I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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