gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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