only if we run a train.
done.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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