How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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