Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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