She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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