Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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