Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I have post one night stand depression
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