no. you can't hotbox the world.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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