By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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