just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I deserve this hangover.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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