TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We are all done wearing pants today
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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