no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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