I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Dignity is for republicans.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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