Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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