...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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