Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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