Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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