You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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