But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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