I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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