Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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