come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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