I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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